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Ever wonder how much the government's insurance plan costs? Do Mulder and Scully pay higher premiums than the rest of the FBI? Are they even covered by the health plan anymore? How the hell should I know? Does anyone else wonder why Mulder isn't a drooling vegetable by now? The count as of Sunday, May 20, 2001, is Scully: 64; Mulder: 68; Doggett has a whopping 6. I counted 1 each for the movie. Scully managed to close the gap while Mulder was dead.
This page catalogs all injuries/illnesses suffered by our intrepid agents during Season Eight. The other Seasons listed below will take you to the ER Archive page.

Seasons  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  Movie
                     
SCULLY - Season 8 MULDER - Season 8 DOGGETT - Season 8

Count: 8

Within
No physical injuries, just emotional trauma and morning sickness.

Without
Scully gets tossed across a room, smashes into a glass-front cabinet. Besides the hidden bruises she has multiple lacerations and abrasions on her arms and face.

Roadrunners
After being infested by a giant slug with delusions of grandeur, Doggett cuts open Scully's back to remove it commando style.

Via Negativa
Scully is admitted to the hospital with "abdominal pain".

Per Manum
Scully undergoes an amniocentesis by government doctors in a government facility. She ends up hospitalized to recover from running around after the amnio and being sedated by black ops baddies.

Empedocles
Mulder takes Scully to the ER when she suffers from severe abdominal pain. Diagnosis: partial abruption

Existence
While not technically injured, Scully has to give birth in a stable... oops, in an abandoned building with no electricity, no running water, and no epidural. Agent Reyes delivers the baby with the aliens looking on.

Count: 8

Within
Strapped into a scary-looking chair of torture, buck-naked Mulder is held in place by pins pushed thru his legs and arms, pin-like appendages attached to his face to keep him from moving.

Without
More MulderTorture a-plenty, including metal rods up his nose and a big scary looking drill bit going into the roof of his mouth. Ouch.

The Gift
Evidently, Mulder has had a brain disease since his ad hoc surgery at the hands of Cancer Man and his cronies at the DOD. In a flash-back he does appear to have a headache.

This Is Not Happening

Mulder is returned to Earth looking pretty damned nasty. He is dead. Seems like he should get bonus points for this one.

DeadAlive
After Billy Miles shows up with life signs after floating in the Atlantic for 6 months, Skinner and Doggett dig up Mulder. The alien virus making him appear dead is killed when Skinner disconnects Mulder's life support. (shrug)

Essence
While trying to get information about the fertility doc that Scully was originally seeing, Dr. Parenti, Mulder and Doggett meet up with a very ill-tempered Billy Miles. Mulder gets a nasty head lac when Billy tosses him thru a glass wall. Let's hope Dr. Parenti's office insurance was paid up.

Count: 6

Patience
Attacked by a creature who is half man, half bat; injuries consist of bites and deep scratches and tears from claws attached to creature's toes

The Gift
Shot in the back at close range. This being a bad thing, Doggett dies pretty much immediately. Luckily, he's been helping a "Soul Eater" who then eats Doggett's dead body, regurgitating him to ditch again. The Soul Eater, having taken Doggett's "death", then dies himself.

Medusa
Doggett is exposed to a mysterious organism in the Boston Subway tunnels

Three Words
Doggett gets a 3-4" wound across his cheek when grazed by the bullet that kills his abductor, Absalom.

Vienen
Doggett gets whacked in the head by the one person on the oil rig who isn't infected with the black oil. Unfortunately, this guy is scared to death and doesn't exactly have all his oars in the water.

Alone
While tracking a reptile-like creature with a new, green partner, Agent Leyla Harrison, (RIP Leyla), they are both sprayed in the eyes with a venom that damages eyesight and eventually leads to blindness.
SCULLY - Season 9 MULDER - Season 9 DOGGETT - Season 9

Count: 0

The Scully torture stops this season. Physically, at least.


Count: 1

The Truth
Mulder is repeatedly kicked and bludgeoned by soldiers trying to brainwash him.

Count: 6

NIHT 2
Doggett jumps into a tank of water at the treatment plant to escape capture by Follmer's team. He almost drowns when pulled under by a supersoldier.

4-D
Doggett is shot by a man from another dimension who has figured out how to jump between them. He is paralyzed and unable to talk.

John Doe
Doggett wakes up with amnesia in a small town in Mexico. He discovers a crescent shape laceration on his forehead that he can't remember. He gets beaten up more than once during his visit.

Provenance/Providence
Doggett is run down by a car driven by a woman who is planning to kidnap William. He is hospitalized in a coma.

Underneath
Doggett is stabbed in the shoulder with a screwdriver.

Sunshine Days

Flying thru a suspect's ceiling leaves Doggett with a few bumps and scrapes.

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