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Emergency Room Archive

This page archives all the injuries/illnesses suffered by our intrepid duo from the Pilot through Season Seven. New injuries, Season Eight, are listed on the main Emergency Room page.

   
SCULLY - Season 1 MULDER - Season 1 SKINNER - Season 1

Count: 7

Pilot
Mosquito bites; lost consciousness due to being hit in the head with a rifle butt by Det. Miles.

Ghost in the Machine
Minor bruises and contusions from crawling around in the ventilation system

GenderBender
Exposed to unknown alien chemical that makes her want to do "the wild thing" with Amish-like strangers.

Lazarus
Various contusions from being manhandled and handcuffed

Young at Heart
Bullet to the chest (stopped by kevlar vest)

Darkness Falls
Dehydration and tissue irritation from bugs


Count: 10

Deep Throat
Contusions, abrasions; drugged and brainwashed

The Jersey Devil
Bruised ribs, laceration due to attack by beast woman

Fallen Angel
Unidentified ankle injury from fall after being thrown by alien force

Fire
Smoke inhalation, minor burns

Beyond the Sea
Gunshot wound to upper leg

GenderBender
Split lip and contusions

E.B.E.
Exposed to alien blood and possibly the retro-virus, beaten by consortium thugs

Darkness Falls
Dehydration, chemical burns of exposed skin

Count: 0

Skinner only made minimal appearances during Season 1 and stayed in his office mostly. Not much chance of injury there, unless you count the increased risk of smoke inhalation.
     
SCULLY - Season 2 MULDER - Season 2 SKINNER - Season 2

Count: 12

Ascension
Minor contusions and lacerations

One Breath
Appeared in hospital in a coma or unknown origin; per the Thinker, blood contains waste from branched DNA

Irresistible
Contusions, abrasions during abduction by Donnie Pfaster

Fresh Bones
Puncture wound from barbed wire planted by voodoo practitioner

The Calusari
Contusions and abrasions, attacked by spiritual entity

End Game
Thrown against wall, choked by alien bounty hunter

DØd Kalm
Accelerated aging

F. Emasculata
Exposed to unknown contagion, tested by allowing skin to be bitten by bug

Our Town
Head injury, possible concussion

Count: 12

Blood
Knife wound to left forearm, exposure to unknown pesticide chemicals

3
Cut while being shaved by a wannabe vampire

Excelsius Dei
Near-drowning in physical therapy room of convalescent home

Aubrey
Head injury with laceration

Colony
Hit by car while crossing outside the crosswalk. Contusions, abrasions; had the wind knocked out of him.

End Game
Contusions, abrasions, hypothermia, exposure to alien retro-virus, cardiac arrest requiring defibrillation.

DØd Kalm
Accelerated aging

Anasazi
Paranoid and hallucinating due to drugged water in apartment; gunshot wound to upper left chest thanks to Scully, smoke inhalation in box car fire

Count: 2

Anasazi
Mulder punches Skinner in the mouth while under the influence of an unknown hallucinagen.

End Game
During a scuffle with X, Skinner headbutts his opponent to subdue him and demand information. Between that and punches thrown, Skinner sustains minor facial lacerations and contusions.
     
SCULLY - Season 3 MULDER - Season 3 SKINNER - Season 3

Count: 4

The Blessing Way
Blisters from walking to mom's in heels

2Shy
Contusions and abrasions from wrestling w/Virgil Incanto

Teso dos Bichos
Facial abrasions and lacerations from killer kitties

Wetwired
Paranoia, hallucinations from subliminal messages

Count: 7

The Blessing Way
Fever, implied infection from GSW, coma

Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Laceration of hand when attacked by homicidal maniac

731
Garroted and beaten by NSA operative; contusions, lacerations, possible concussion, possible broken ribs

War of the Cophrophages
Lacerations of fingers from metallic insect exoskeleton

Grotesque
Superficial head laceration

Apocrypha
Head injury as passenger in auto accident; head laceration, possible concussion

Talitha Cumi
Facial lacerations, contusions, abrasions, split lip inflicted by alien bounty hunter

Count: 3

Paper Clip
While visiting Scully's injured sister, Melissa, in the hospital, Skinner follows a man who has been watching Melissa's room. When Skinner follows the man into the stairwell, Krycek et al jump Skinner and inflict multiple contusions.

Piper Maru
Skinner is shot in the stomach by Luis Cardinale in a local DC diner.

Pusher
The AD is beaten by a small office worker, Holly, who has been convinced by Pusher that Skinner mugged her during a recent weekend.

     
SCULLY - Season 4 MULDER - Season 4 SKINNER - Season 4

Count: 13

Herrenvolk
Choked again by alien bounty hunter

Unruhe
Drugged, minor contusions

Leonard Betts
Contusions, facial lacerations from attack by Leonard Betts, nosebleed

Never Again
Contusions, abrasions, facial lacs from attack by Ed Jerse; possible ergot poisoning

Memento Mori
Diagnosis of nasopharyngeal tumor (cancer), nosebleed

Max
Nosebleed in pub

Elegy
Hand lacerations from attack by Nurse Innes, nosebleed

Gethsemane
Disclosure of cancer metastasis; bruises and lacerations when she is pushed down the stairs at Vitagliano's lab by Michael Kritchgau.

Count: 6

Herrenvolk
Contusions, abrasions, exposure, hypothermia, shock

Teliko
Drug-induced paralysis by melanin-sucking mutant

Tunguska
Beaten, exposed to black oil; head injury from truck accident (possible concussion)

Small Potatoes
Blow to the occipital region on the skull, likely concussion

Demons
Drugged with Ketamine, bruise on hip from injection, holes drilled through anterior skull through dura mater of frontal brain lobe

Count: 0

Skinner is not injured in Season 4.
     
SCULLY - Season 5 MULDER - Season 5 SKINNER - 5

Count: 5

Redux
Nosebleed, serious hemorrhage

Redux II
Scully on her deathbed, chip causes remission

Bad Blood
Drugged into unconsciousness by the handsome sheriff with chloral hydrate

Patient X
Coerced via chip to travel to Ruskin Dam

The Red and The Black
Amnesia, vasogenic shock, first degree burns of face and hands

Count: 7

Unusual Suspects
Exposed to unknown chemicals that induce paranoia and hallucinations

Detour
Contusions, abrasions; laceration to upper left chest/shoulder

Schizogony
Superficial head laceration in tree vs. auto accident

Killswitch
Drugged, forearms burned by crazed artificial intelligence

Bad Blood
Drugged by pizza delivery vampire with chloral hydrate

The Pine Bluff Variant
Torture by broken finger

Folie a Deux
Facial lacerations, bruises

Count: 0

The Assistant Director has managed to get through another entire season relatively unscathed.
     
SCULLY - Season 6 MULDER - Season 6 SKINNER - 6

Count: 5

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Hallucinated abdominal gunshot wound

Tithonus
REAL abdominal gunshot wound

Milagro
Attempted heart theft that left lots of blood, but no wound

Three of a Kind
Drugged with brainwashing drug

Field Trip
Drugged, chemical burns of skin


Count: 7

Triangle
Contusion to left cheek, head injury (probable concussion), contusions, lacerations, exposure

Rain King
Laceration of left forearm due to flying cow

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Hallucinated abdominal gunshot wound

Monday
GSW to upper left chest (repeatedly, but not in final reality)

Agua Mala
Multiple stings around neck from unidentified sea creature

Field Trip
Drugged, chemical burns of skin

Biogenesis
Psych admission due to voices in head

Count: 2

S.R. 819
Krycek has Skinner infected with nanites, tiny machines that can be used to block his arteries and cause pain or even death.

Field Trip
Skinner appears to be shot in the chest by Mulder, but it turns out to be part of the joint drug-induced hallucination that Mulder is sharing with Scully.

     
SCULLY - Season 7 MULDER - Season 7 SKINNER - 7

Count: 5

Millennium
Contusions, lacerations, abrasions of the neck

Orison
Contusions, lacerations, abrasions, possible head injury

Theef
Temporary blindness due to folk magic

Hollywood A.D.
Scully accidently cuts her finger through her glove during the autopsy of Micah Hoffman.

Fight Club
Assorted bruises and lacerations, including those requiring stitches.

Count: 9

The Sixth Extinction
Psych admit for voices, catatonia

Amor Fati
Invasive, non-AMA approved brain surgery

Millennium
Right upper arm laceration inflicted by angry zombie

The Goldberg Variation
Upper left arm grazed by ricocheting bullet

Signs and Wonders
Multiple venomous snake bites

First Person Shooter
Superficial head wound inflicted by fictional game character, Maitreya

Chimera
Near-drowning by unidentified evil entity

Brand X
Mulder is hospitalized with an infestation of tobacco beetle larvae breeding in his lungs

Fight Club
Assorted bruises and lacerations requiring stitches, also an apparent jaw injury that necessitated wiring his teeth together (mandibular fracture?)

Count: 1

Amor Fati
Krycek attacks Skinner with the nannites again after he tries to help Scully by warning her off.
     
SCULLY - The Movie MULDER - The Movie SKINNER - The Movie

Bee sting delivering alien virus which causes chest pain, cardiac dysrhythmia, breathing difficulties, compromised motor functions, shock, cardiac arrest requiring CPR, hypothermia, frostbite

Glancing bullet wound to left front temporal plate of skull, laceration, exposure, hypothermia, frostbite

Assistant Director Skinner managed to stay uninjured through the entire film!

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