Season Five Episodes
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| Unusual
Suspects 5X01 |
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| LANGLY: Bingo. Government
hack is a snap. Last week I got into the Maryland DMV. Changed my
endorsement so I can handicap park. (Pause) I got tinnitus.
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| LANGLY: Psychotic
and profoundly paranoid. |
SUSANNE: I still need it
deciphered. This has in it everything I need to expose the United
States government's plot against it's own people. One I unwittingly
helped to form by developing the Ergotomine
histamine gas.
LANGLY: Ergotomine.
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| Redux
5X02 |
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VITAGLIANO: As you've asked,
I've tested some of the cellular material
found in the ice core sample. Because we couldn't classify it as either
plant or animal, only as some kind of chimeric
hybrid, I put some of the cells
in media containing fetal bovine
serum. And the cells
began to divide.
SCULLY: Well then they were animal cells
that you found.
VITAGLIANO: They are not classifiable.
SCULLY: What do you mean? You said there was mitotic
cell division.
VITAGLIANO: When the cells began to
divide they didn't just multiply, they began to go through the stages
of morula, blastula,
gastula. |
VITAGLIANO: I'm still not
sure what you're trying to find here.
SCULLY: I need to do a Southern Blot
to run a culture of what you showed me against my own DNA.
You said that the unclassified cells
you looked at under the EM were full of virus. |
SCULLY: My DNA
hybridized with the viral DNA
from the cell culture.
VITAGLIANO: But that means the material form the ice core sample you'd
have to have DNA from the unclassified
chimera cells
in your own body.
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| Redux
II 5X03 |
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MULDER: What happened to
her?
SKINNER: She went into hypovolemic
shock. |
BYERS: I'll be damned. It
never occurred to me what the deionized
water might be for.
LANGLEY: Who knew it was a microchip we were looking for.
FROHIKE: This is a cure for cancer?
MULDER: It may be for Scully's.
BYERS: How?
MULDER: Shortly after she was abducted she discovered a small metallic
chip implanted subcutaneously
in her neck. It was a short time after she had it removed that she
developed cancer. |
SCULLY: Um... either it's
my head or I'm a long way from med school but I can't remember what
you're injecting me with.
DOCTOR: Flouorodeoxyglucose. If you're making any progress, it might
show up first in the PET scan. |
SKINNER: They're cleaning
up, taking everything away.
MULDER: Not everything. Scully's cancer's
gone into remission.
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| Detour
5X04 |
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STONECYPHER: Have you ever
been to a team seminar, Agent Mulder?
MULDER: No, you know unfortunately around this time of year I always
develop a severe hemorrhoidal
condition.
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|
Christmas Carol 5X05 |
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SCULLY: It says they turned
up high levels of 
Duratriptan.
KRESGE: Some kind of new migraine
medicine. Apparently, you take enough of it, you're wearing a cloud
for a hat. I figure she anesthetized
herself and then... (makes a slashing sound) We found a bunch of empty
sample packets in the bathroom trash. A couple more in her purse. |
SCULLY: 
Stomach contents appear to include
coffee, whole wheat toast and cantaloupe. No medicine tablets. Empty
sample packets of
Duratriptan succina were found
but I find no evidence that any of the pills were ingested.
MEDICAL EXAMINER: Well, obviously they were,
Duratriptan showed up on her
tox screen. |
SCULLY: Mom, it's uncanny.
Emily looked exactly like Melissa. That's why I ordered the PCR
test. Because her face may change, but her DNA
can't.
MRS. SCULLY: And the test is accurate?
SCULLY: There's a 60% chance that Melissa is Emily's mother. I'll
order a more comprehensive test, a RFLP.
It'll take a couple of days, then we'll be sure. |
SCULLY: What were you treating
her for?
CALDERON: She was a subject in one of our clinical trials. We're developing
gene therapies here for several
blood disorders. Emily suffers from a rare form of autoimmune
hemolytic anemia. She's
a very sick little girl.
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| Post-Modern
Prometheus 5X06 |
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SHAINEH BERKOWITZ: So, did
you actually see that werewolf baby or was that just a story?
MULDER: No. It had something called hypertrichosis
lanuginosa. It’s a rare hereditary
condition most commonly found in some South American families. |
SHAINEH: Uh huh, but as I
told Agent Mulder on the phone, that’s what takes the cake.
MULDER: Mrs. Berkowitz had a tubal
ligation two years ago. |
POLLIDORI: Witness the morphogenesis
of Drosophila … the fruit fly.
What you are watching has been going on for millennia since the Cambrian
period some 580 million short years ago when Drosophila
was first born. Notice the elegant symmetry with which the pupae
grows into a series of beautiful segments.
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| Emily
5X07 |
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DOCTOR: Some kind of infection,
probably related to the cyst on her
neck.
MULDER: Do you know what that is?
DOCTOR: No. I'm having it biopsied.
I'll get it off to the lab right away. |
SCULLY: I know that she was
being treated for anemia.
DOCTOR: You know what type?
SCULLY: I was told that it was some kind of autoimmune
hemolytic anemia. Her treatment
was experimental. |
DOCTOR: An autoplastic
mass, tumorous infection...
The cyst on the back of Emily's neck
seems to be the point of origin. And from her blood test last night
and early this morning, it seems to be growing rapidly.
SCULLY: Is it cancer?
DOCTOR: No. Cancer grows out of
control. These are anaerobic
channels following the path of the nervous system. |
SCULLY: Can you put her on
antivirals?
DOCTOR: I have her on a
Levophed drip to keep her blood
pressure up and I've got her on steroids
intravenously to bring down
the inflammation. |
SCULLY: I don't understand.
Just an hour ago you said she was getting better.
DOCTOR: That's right. Her fever's down, her vital signs are nearly
back to normal. But these MRIs are
telling me that this growth has continued to spread. What we're now
seeing seems like a necrotizing
of the tissue. |
MULDER: There's two prescriptions
on their med charts that all these women have in common. Abbreviated
PMZ 200 and Durtab.
FROHIKE: Estrogen and progesterone.
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| Kitsunegari
5X08 |
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| SCULLY: Yeah, Mulder, I'm
amazed he's even alive ... the condition that we last saw him in,
comatose with a bullet in the
head. |
NURSE: I've got the
lidocaine, doctor.
DOCTOR: Never mind. Put him down as 7:38.
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| Schizogeny
5X09 |
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MULDER: Well, then how did
the victim swallow 12 pounds of this stuff?
SCULLY: Well, when you fight for air a vacuum is created. And maybe
once he sucked down a mouthful of mud it turned his
esophagus into a siphon. With
his head pushed down, it filled all of his passages like a gas can.
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MULDER: Yeah, but there was
a substantial amount of blood loss, wasn’t there?
CORONER: Yes, but the cuts all missed the artery.
I have x-rays, if you don’t believe
me. It’s the fourth and fifth vertebrae.
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| Chinga
5X10 |
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MULDER: (on phone) You didn’t
rent a convertible, did you?
SCULLY: (on phone) Why?
MULDER: (on phone) Are you aware of the statistics of decapitation? |
| SCULLY: The daughter’s autistic?
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SCULLY: A scientific explanation?
MULDER: Yeah, a medical cause. Something called chorea.
SCULLY: Dancing sickness. |
BONSAINT: Well… it
was never quite explained to anyone’s satisfaction, actually.
SCULLY: How’s that?
BONSAINT: (rips off more lobster) How the man got a grappling hook
poked clean through his skull.
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| Killswitch
5X11 |
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No medical terms
found.
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| Bad
Blood 5X12 |
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MULDER: Yee-haw! Actually,
a town called Chaney, about 50 miles south of there, population 361
... by all accounts, very rustic and charming, but as of late, ground
zero the locus for a series of mysterious nocturnal exsanguinations.
SCULLY: Exsanguinations? Of
whom? |
SCULLY: Well, there is a
psychological fixation called
hematodipsia which causes the sufferer to gain erotic satisfaction
from consuming human blood.
HARTWELL: Erotic. Yeah.
SCULLY: Mmm. There are also genetic
afflictions which cause a heightened sensitivity to light, uh, to
garlic -- porphyria, xeroderma
pigmentosum. |
SCULLY: Chloral
hydrate.
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| Patient
X 5X13 |
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MULDER: That's how I found
these - small pieces of what looks like metal in the charred cervical
tissue here ... here ... and here. Implants.
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| The
Red and The Black 5X14 |
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| CHOPPER PILOT: Heli-Unit
Four responding to Ruskin Dam. We have numerous bodies. Repeat, numerous
bodies. We're coming in for a closer look. It looks like some kind
of incineration has occurred here. We're looking for survivors. Recommend
we get emergency response up here on the double. We'll need MedEvac
and triage facilities. Contact state
and federal authorities for possible medical quarantine.
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MULDER: Scully?
AIDE: She's in vasogenic shock.
Unless you gents are doctors, you're in the way. This woman needs
to get to a hospital. On three - one ... two ... three. |
| DOCTOR: I'm fairly certain
it's not a question of dosage. We've administered three intramuscular
injections over the past twenty
hours, since we found her on the roadside. |
SCULLY: Mulder, what am I
doing here?
MULDER: You were airlifted here in vasogenic
shock.
SCULLY: From what?
MULDER: You've got some first-degree burns and scorching on your hands
and face. |
| WERBER: There are a few things
I want to say I didn't touch on over the phone. I'm sure Agent Mulder
told you about how this works. Have you ever been hypnotized? |
SCULLY: Uh, once ... but
I have to be honest with you, I didn't have much luck.
WERBER: Well, I hope we can do better today. I'm going to be using
something a little different. You may have heard of hypnogogic
trance, which is just a light trance state where we relax some of
the filtering processes. Okay?
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| Travelers
5X15 |
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CORONER: I don't know. It,
uh... looks like it's lodged into his
esophagus. Wait a minute. Those
are sutures. Whatever this is, someone
put it there. Oh, geez. Whoa.
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| Mind's
Eye 5X16 |
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| SCULLY: The killer carved
a single C-shaped cut up through the right
kidney. Fatal blood loss came in
under 30 seconds. |
| MARTY: Eh, maybe it was just
his time to go. I mean, other than the stab
wound, did you check his cholesterol
level or anything? |
DOCTOR: All right , Marty.
Now we’re going to introduce some optical
stimuli. Try not to blink. Just
relax for a moment. (to MULDER and SCULLY) I’m not getting anything.
I don’t think there’s any activity in either the visual
cortex or the superior
colliculus.
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| All
Souls 5X17 |
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| CORONER: She was polydactyl.
Same with her feet. I haven’t asked her parents yet. Haven’t had the
heart to, but I assume they had the extra fingers removed. |
SCULLY: The victim is Paula
Koklos, age 16, cause of death unknown. I’ll begin with the external
examination. (Pulls back sheet to show PAULA’S burned eyes. PAULA
has six fingers on each hand) Victim has signs of congenital
physical defects including four supernumerary
digits. The only indications of external trauma
are the burning … by means unknown, of both globes of the eyes. (feels
a lump on the shoulder) I’m noting something on the shoulder – a bony
process of some kind, possibly a tumorous
mass. No- no indication of surgical
procedure. (looks at x-ray) The mass appears on both the right and
left clavicle.
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| The
Pine Bluff Variant 5X18 |
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SCULLY: It’s a bacterium.
TECH: An especially virulent one.
We isolated it from the bearer bond.
SCULLY: Was the bacterium also
found on the ticket stub?
TECH: Actually, no. Barring the usual particles and dust mites the
ticket stub was clean.
SCULLY: Well, then how was the biotoxin
spread throughout the theatre?
TECH: I don’t know.
SCULLY: It looks like streptococcus.
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| Folie
A Deux 5X19 |
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MULDER: What if it could
induce a visual hallucination
– a sort of temporary conversion disorder?
SCULLY: Well, what you’re describing would be more like some kind
of a visual agnosia,
an inability to recognize what’s before one’s eyes. |
| MULDER: Folie A Deux? It’s
not that, Scully. It’s not Helsinki Syndrome either. What I saw was
real, and there may be a way to prove it. |
LAB GUY: Judging from the
corpse’s resolved rigor
and fixed lividity as well as
the decompositional bloating I’d place the time of death between 48
and 72 hours.
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| The
End 5X20 |
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SKINNER: These are?
SCULLY: Neurological tests.
Mapping of
brain functions using a very high
resolution EEG.
SKINNER: What did you find out?
SCULLY: The tests revealed something peculiar in an area of the brain
that we are only beginning to understand. An area of the temporal
lobe that neurophysicists are calling the "God module." |
